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Merry Christmas 2020 funny wishes messages

“Wishing you hit the jackpot for health, wealth, and happiness this holiday season and throughout the New Year 2021!”

“OMG! Christmas already? Wishing you a "train load" of good wishes.”

“Hope your Christmas is the "M" word (Merry)!!!”

“Holidays are exhausting. Ho Ho! Keep calm and enjoy Christmas!”

“Hoping you have a 100% Awesome Christmas 2020!”

“I wish you a White Christmas! But if your White Wine runs out, drink the Red...”

“This year you was not good... You was FANTASTIC! May your celebration be joyous and your holidays bright!”

“It's all fun and games 'till Santa checks the Naughty List... Can't wait to see your gift by Christmas!”

“How do cats greet each other at Christmas?
A furry Merry Christmas and happy Mew Year!”

“May Santa always stop at your house. Merry Christmas!”

“One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.”—Andy Rooney

“May the song of Christmas be music to your ears, a symphony of love that resounds throughout the year.”—Joy Bell Burgess

“Christmas! The very word brings joy to our hearts.”—Joan Winmill Brown

“The bells are ringing everywhere and Santa’s on his way, there’s peace blanketing the snow-covered land on this special Christmas day!”—Unknown

“Christmas is the spirit of giving without a thought of getting. It is happiness because we see joy in people.”—Thomas S. Monson

Merry Christmas 2020 greetings funny quotes

“Christmas has been canceled! And it's your fault because I told Santa you had been good and he died laughing!”

“Greetings from North Pole! Don't be shocked... it's Christmas again!”

“Hope your Christmas is out of this world!”

“His name is Clause. Santa Clause. The Force is with him. And he'll be back!”

“May your holidays be like Santa - fat, cheerful and abundant!”

“I mistakenly wrapped your Christmas present in paper that says "Happy Birthday". So I added wording "to Jesus" on it. Merry Christmas!”

“Wishing you season's eating and a bloody good New Year!”

“Nothing says holiday like a cheese log.”—Ellen DeGeneres

“Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men and Batteries not Included.”—Unknown

“There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.”—Bob Phillips

“Do give books”—religious or otherwise

“Hey you two over there,
It's the old, bearded guy and his silly reindeer!
We're here to bring you holiday cheer
And wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!”

“Christmas is like job: you do all the work but fat guy in suit gets all the credit. Enjoy and be merry!”